Things that annoy me the most while travelling

Okay the list begins---So here is a short version -

- Airline fantasy food (you need a lot of fantasy to call it "meal" or "snack")
- Taxi drivers who need a map to get you to your hotel
- Security personnel because they usually make everyone feel like a criminal
- Coming back to your room really late in the night which is on the 50th floor, has a mega-slow elevator , and realizing your room key doesn't work.
- Arriving late and being told that the hotel kitchen is closed - not even a simple sandwich can be obtained
- Airline check-in staff who ask me if I am carrying any knives, WMDs, explosives etc in my luggage (as if i would say 'yes' if i was!)
-Security devices that sound an alert when you have absolutely nothing metallic on you
- Hotels that charge about 20 times the real price to make a phone call
- Hotel porters who insist on taking my bag AND wanting a tip when it is only a light bag that my 83 year old mother could carry with ease